You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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