im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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