Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
