There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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