just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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