worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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