# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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