I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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