it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize