I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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