If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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