I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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