on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
