So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My penis needs a shock collar
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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