Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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