one two three fourrrrnication!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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