Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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