they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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