this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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