Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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