Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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