One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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