Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
