I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
