It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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