Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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