who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
A bitchslap is in order.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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