you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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