But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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