he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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