I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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