The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I want her autograph on my taint
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
