lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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