so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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