if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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