Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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