So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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