i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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