You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm like, not good at living.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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