Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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