Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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