You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my sisters under your porch take her home
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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