I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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