Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
