i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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