did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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