i may or may not be watching the land before time
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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