I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
