The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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