Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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