I wanna bring you to show and tell
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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