I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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