During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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