awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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